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[[Image:Zolo.png|thumb|right|Zolo is seen on the right, punching Jesus.]]
Zolo is a pretty cool guy, eh chats on IRC and doesnt afraid of anyone.

I wish I could grow up to be even an infinitesimal fraction as awesome as he is. Seriously, if there was a clothing line named after him, it would be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT I'M WEARING. GOD DAMN, WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT MY FEET NAKED, and it would make billions upon billions quarterly. Seriously, hes like Chuck Norris 4.7 or some shit.

He'll come to your house, punch open your door (and in the process half the house and instantly kill your family), and proceed to make you his bitch.

God damn.