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image:Goodfriend.png|Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint. | image:Goodfriend.png|Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint. | ||
Image:Johnmusic.png|Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know [http://www.metsatoll.ee/index.html Metsatöll]. | Image:Johnmusic.png|Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know [http://www.metsatoll.ee/index.html Metsatöll]. | ||
Image:Johnsenseofsmell.png|John got, like all Sergals, a highly developed sense of smell | |||
Image:Johnpissedoff.png|If she's angry, she really really is angry | |||
Image:Johndickbutt.png|Also an artistically soul | |||
Image:Johntablemanners.png|Table manners good enough to make Adolph Knigge weep | |||
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Revision as of 22:39, 6 November 2009

Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.
Huge Beauty
What it means

John has huge beauty.
Disagreements

None can objectively disagree.
Remarkably Prestigious Hair
What it means

John has remarkably prestigious hair.
Jealousy

This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.
Intellectual powers
Practical effect

John is always right.
Proof

This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.
Communism

Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Gallery
Official (THESE MUST BE FILLED SO THAT ALL LESSER BEINGS CAN BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIN-ONLY FILE UPLOADS.)
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Frugal Spender
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Tender Lover
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An avatar of humility.
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Eating some characters in a insignificant Quest none quite remember.
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John then...
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...and now. As one can easily see, John's Huge Beauty has only magnified over time.
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All wish to hug John. Few ever will. Even fewer will survive.
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John gently correcting a person who has been wrong.
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A valid question.
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John is racially tolerant.
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Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint.
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Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know Metsatöll.
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John got, like all Sergals, a highly developed sense of smell
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If she's angry, she really really is angry
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Also an artistically soul
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Table manners good enough to make Adolph Knigge weep