Joandventure/John

Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.

Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.

Huge Beauty

What it means

John has huge beauty.

Disagreements

None can objectively disagree.

Remarkably Prestigious Hair

What it means

John has remarkably prestigious hair.

Jealousy

A lesser being, clearly infuriated by his inferior hair.

This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.

Intellectual powers

Practical effect

John is always right.

Proof

This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.

Communism

Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Gallery

Official (THESE MUST BE FILLED SO THAT ALL LESSER BEINGS CAN BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIN-ONLY FILE UPLOADS.)

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  Tender Lover

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  An avatar of humility.

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