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In which we attempt to get a male dog to wear all the panties.

This quest contains material that is not safe for work. You were warned.

Plot

Ron is on a quest to attain ultimate divine godhood! How, you ask? By stealing underwear, and jamming it on his head, duh.

This is all started when Ron is dared by his best friend Jacob to steal a pair of underwear and wear it on his friend. He accomplishes this by stealing a pair from his sister's drawer, an act which sends him to the Panty Drawer, A mystical realm of bubbles presided over by the pervert god-chinchilla Pantsu, who tasks Ron with stealing underwear to earn the right to take her place as the god of perversion. Hilarity ensues.

Major Characters

This article contains spoilers! You were warned.

Ronald Black

Our kind-of-terrible hero. Got started on the path to godhood after stealing a pair of his sister's underwear. Incest much?

Pantsu

The lesbian chinchilla god of the Panty Drawer, assigns Ron the task of stealing underwear to prove he is worthy of succeeding her.

Emy

Crazy, cute, and worships Ron as a literal god. Once had her friend draw porn of herself and ron, and is currently serving as Ron's sort-of girlfriend and sidekick.

Reina

Ron's terrifying manager. Probably one of the few sane people in this quest!

Jacob

Ron's asshole best friend. It's kind of his fault Ron may one day become god, having originally dared Ron to steal the underwear that started it all.

Alek

A real SMART ALEKS. Works in a gay bar, stuffs her pants.

Minor Characters

Deer Girl

Ron's first target (after his sister) and coincidentally his first sexual encounter. We don't even know her name, which says a bit about Ron's priorities.

Prim

Cris's sister, encountered in the girls' restroom at work. Traded her underwear for some of Ron's chest hair.

Cris

Prim's sister, encountered in the girls' restroom at work. A very angry fluff.

Bethany

Jacob's crazy sister. Introduces herself by kneeing Ron in the face, so she's alright in THIS editor's books.

Eleanor

Ron's lesbian coworker/friend. Surprisingly not crazy herself.

Clarissa

Eleanor's unsurprisingly crazy girlfriend. She is very possessive.

Talia

One of Jacob's other sisters. Goth biology nerd, straight-up asks to see Ron's penis when they first meet.

Pearl

Don't have a COW, man.

Priscilla

Reads pornography in public.

Khiram

Adorable tiger lady. Secretly has a pringus.

Harper

Found her unconscious in an apartment complex laundromat. In an uncharacteristic show of good moral standing did NOT steal the underwear right off her.

Layla

Known formally as "Lady not-appearing-in-this-quest."

Olive

Possesses a carnal attraction to eloquence.

Other Appearances

Ron, Emmy and Pantsu appear on a poster in Rollback.

ITQ

Appearances by cast Inside the Quest.

ITQ: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]

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 In which we attempt to get a male dog to wear all the panties.
+{{NSFW|quest}}
 ==Plot==
-Ron is on a quest to attain ULTIMATE GODHOOD! How, you ask? By stealing underwear, and jamming it on his head.
+Ron is on a quest to attain ultimate divine godhood!
-This is started when he is dared to steal a pair of underwear and wear it on his friend, an act which sends him to the realm known as the Panty Drawer, presided over by the pervert god-chinchilla Pantsu, who tasks Ron with stealing underwear to take her place.
+How, you ask?
-Hilarity ensues.{{NSFW|quest}}
+By stealing underwear, and jamming it on his head, duh.
+This is all started when Ron is dared by his best friend Jacob to steal a pair of underwear and wear it on his friend.
+He accomplishes this by stealing a pair from his sister's drawer, an act which sends him to the '''Panty Drawer''', A mystical realm of bubbles presided over by the pervert god-chinchilla Pantsu, who tasks Ron with stealing underwear to earn the right to take her place as the god of perversion.
+Hilarity ensues.
 ==Major Characters==
 {{Spoilers}}
 [[Image:Huge_benis.png|thumb|left]]
-=== Ronald Black===
+===Ronald Black===
 Our kind-of-terrible hero. Got started on the path to godhood after stealing a pair of his sister's underwear. Incest much?
 {{-}}
 [[File:Pantsu.png|thumb|left]]
-==Pantsu==
+===Pantsu===
 The lesbian chinchilla god of the Panty Drawer, assigns Ron the task of stealing underwear to prove he is worthy of succeeding her.
 {{-}}
 [[File:Emy.png|thumb|left]]
-==Emy==
+===Emy===
 Crazy, cute, and worships Ron as a literal god. Once had her friend draw porn of herself and ron, and is currently serving as Ron's sort-of girlfriend and sidekick.
 {{-}}
 [[File:Reina.png|thumb|left]]
-==Reina==
+===Reina===
 Ron's terrifying manager. Probably one of the few sane people in this quest!
+{{-}}
+[[File:Jacob.png|thumb|left]]
+===Jacob===
+Ron's asshole best friend. It's kind of his fault Ron may one day become god, having originally dared Ron to steal the underwear that started it all.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Aleks.png|thumb|left]]
+===Alek===
+A real SMART ALEKS. Works in a gay bar, stuffs her pants.
 {{-}}
 ==Minor Characters==
 {{-}}
 [[File:Deer_girl.png|thumb|left]]
-==Deer Girl==
+===Deer Girl===
-Ron's first target (after his sister) and coincidentally his first sexual encounter. We don't even know her name!
+Ron's first target (after his sister) and coincidentally his first sexual encounter. We don't even know her name, which says a bit about Ron's priorities.
 {{-}}
 [[File:Prim.png|thumb|left]]
-One of two sisters encountered in the girls' restroom at work. Traded her underwear for some of Ron's chest hair.
+===Prim===
+Cris's sister, encountered in the girls' restroom at work. Traded her underwear for some of Ron's chest hair.
 {{-}}
 [[File:Cris.png|thumb|left]]
+===Cris===
 Prim's sister, encountered in the girls' restroom at work. A very angry fluff.
 {{-}}
+[[File:Snorks.png|thumb|left]]
+===Bethany===
+Jacob's crazy sister. Introduces herself by kneeing Ron in the face, so she's alright in THIS editor's books.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Eleanor.png|thumb|left]]
+===Eleanor===
+Ron's lesbian coworker/friend. Surprisingly not crazy herself.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Clarissa.png|thumb|left]]
+===Clarissa===
+Eleanor's unsurprisingly crazy girlfriend. She is very possessive.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Taliwiki.png|thumb|left]]
+===Talia===
+One of Jacob's other sisters. Goth biology nerd, straight-up asks to see Ron's penis when they first meet.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Cuzzler.png|thumb|left]]
+===Pearl===
+''Don't have a''' COW''', man.''
+{{-}}
+[[File:Bookie.png|thumb|left]]
+===Priscilla===
+Reads pornography in public.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Khiram.png|thumb|left]]
+===Khiram===
+Adorable tiger lady. Secretly has a pringus.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Drunkie.png|thumb|left]]
+===Harper===
+Found her unconscious in an apartment complex laundromat. In an uncharacteristic show of good moral standing did NOT steal the underwear right off her.
+{{-}}
+[[File:Dolfun.png|thumb|left]]
+===Layla===
+Known formally as "Lady not-appearing-in-this-quest."
+{{-}}
+[[File:Fart.png|thumb|left]]
+===Olive===
+Possesses a carnal attraction to eloquence.
+{{-}}
+==Other Appearances==
+Ron, Emmy and Pantsu appear on a poster in [[Rollback]].
+===ITQ===
+Appearances by cast [[Inside the Quest]].
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