A bank-robbing womanizer jumps off a speeding train and into a quaint little rest stop with a population of more hot, lusty chicks than a strip club and three men too old to fuck them. But what starts out as a meet-and-fuck quest slips off the rails as the town bears its fangs each night, and slowly reveals what happened to all the male residents...
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The protagonist. A womanizing cat with a criminal background and cardigan. Known as "Chuck" by the ladies.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Not Applicable. Ever. Unless you mean how many times he has made bad decisions for himself, in which case you should probably take the number of times he's fucked someone and multiply by three.
Harold Pal
A friendly turtle that emphasizes certain WORDS!
Times Fucked By Chuck: Are you kidding me.
Ramona Plath
Ramona is an older woman who is the owner of the Plath House Inn. Ramona is an atrocious cook. Lives in the inn with her daughter Sally.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Two and a blow. To be fair, she has cancer and her husband left her over a decade ago.
Sally Plath
The Head Librarian of Coxwette's library. Has a strong work ethic.
Times Fucked By Chuck: One. She wanted sexual experience.
Naz
Naz works at the Coxwette library specializing in computers. Naz loves pranks often enlisting Chuck in her shenanigans.
Times Fucked By Chuck: One. Might have been more if she didn't force S&M bondage.
Selma
An employee at Coxwette's Library. Selma produces strange fan-fiction on her blog that she isn't keen on sharing.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero. She just watches with those big anime eyes.
Marcie
Owner and Head Baker of Marcie's Bakery. Marcie possesses a stunningly bright optimism and very good baking skills. Very naive about innuendo.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero. Might go into the triple digits if the relationship works out.
Penny Farthing
Penny is the owner and cook of the Farthing Passion Cafe. Penny is more knowledgeable and experienced with adult matters and subjects compared to her niece, Marcie.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Susanna Stark
Susanna is the mayor of Coxwette. Professionally dressed and eager about her citizens livelihood however is hiding a familial secret.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero. Might STAY zero FOREVER if Chuck doesn't defeat her.
Lisa Goodfaith
Lisa is the mayor's right-hand woman. Always seen with her clipboard, Lisa is a by the book person.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Rachel
An immigrant who does the heavy labor in the town. Rachel has a secret passion for dancing. The English language isn't her strong suit.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Rita
Rita works at the post-office.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Geoff
Geoff is one of the few male residents of Coxwette. Geoff is Rita's brother and lives with Naz and Selma.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Not Applicable.
Angela
Angela is Coxwette's school teacher. Angela has a fondness for singing and playing the guitar.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Ellen Stoppe
A depressed young woman who runs the Shoppe Stoppe, the town's convenience store.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Layla Hoode
A curt policewoman.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Davey
A rifle toting farmer who lives outside the town alongside his daughter, Donna. Own's the woods near Coxwette and is NOT fond of the town or its residents.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero. Hopefully it STAYS that way.
Donna
Donna is a friendly woman who doesn't live in Coxwette.
Times Fucked By Chuck: Zero.
Sophie Phetphommasouk
Sophie is the town's tailor (primary profession) and doctor (secondary profession). Comes from a foreign land.
Times Fucked By Chuck: One.
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